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This morning started with an egg mcMuffin and hashbrowns from the golden arches, in efforts to prepare myself for my visit to the ER to get my stitches taken out. Ya see, last week, around this time, I dropped a glass and with my cat-like reflexes I tried to catch it. Well I did….with the inside of my hand, right after it broke in several pieces. I had to go to the ER and get a few stitch-a-roonies. It huuuuuuuurrrrrrt. I told the Doctor I was a wuss and didn’t know how I’ll ever be able to give birth someday. He said there were people a lot more wussy than I, and not too worry, because that’s why they make epidurals. Oh yeah, and when he was giving me the shot to numb me up, I was trying not to make a peep, but inadvertent little sounds and squeaks sneaked their way out, and it was making the Doctor laugh. I told him to focus.

…………….and today was the dreaded day of taking them out. It only really hurt when they were trying to wedge the scissors under the thread to cut it, because my cut’s still pretty sore. Pros: I got to miss 3 days of work. Cons: It was my last week working there and I was planning on a bigger paycheck, and now I’m a little behind on my business start-up timeline. So, I’m officially unemployed and working the best I can to get my business started.

Well, okay, I could probably do better by not wasting time watching Court TV and the Montel Williams show today. I watched an episode today with Sylvia Brown, and now I’m a little freaked out. Now I’m off to buy supplies for Sweet and Spunky.

Adorable custom onesies coming soon, to a website near you. (I know, you’re probably pulling you’re hair out screaming “No! I can’t wait! I want them now! NOW!”) ……okay probably not.